Latest Tweets:

Am I ever going to be able to trust anyone?

Thanks for helping me fall into your trap. I thought different of you, but you’re just like any other guy.

Why did I have to find out? I ruined everything. We don’t even talk anymore.

What don’t you like about me? Was it something I said? Or am I just too ugly?

Was it me?

Aunt: “Oh they both have one.”
Uncle: “What are you talking about?”
Aunt: “Doesn’t the score say one one?”
Uncle: “No, it says zero zero.”

unative:

time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework

(Source: hiidylan, via sassy-skanks)

Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you guys from?

  • Add one mark to your state
  • Alabama: |
  • Alaska:
  • Arizona:
  • Arkansas: |
  • California: |||||
  • Colorado:
  • Connecticut: |
  • Delaware:
  • Florida: |||||||
  • Georgia: |
  • Hawaii:
  • Homestuck: ||
  • Idaho:
  • Illinois: |
  • Indiana: |
  • Iowa:
  • Kansas:
  • Kentucky:
  • Louisiana:
  • Maine: ||
  • Maryland: ||||
  • Massachusetts: ||
  • Michigan: ||||
  • Minnesota:
  • Mississippi:
  • Missouri:
  • Montana:
  • Nebraska:
  • Nevada: |
  • New Hampshire:
  • New Jersey: |
  • New Mexico:
  • New York: ||||
  • North Carolina:
  • North Dakota:
  • Ohio: |
  • Oklahoma:
  • Ontario: |
  • Oregon: |
  • Pennsylvania: |l
  • Rhode Island: ||
  • South Carolina:
  • South Dakota:
  • Tennessee:
  • Texas: |||I
  • Utah: l
  • Vermont:
  • Virginia:
  • Washington:
  • West Virginia: |
  • Wisconsin: |||||
  • Wyoming:
  • Glorious Nippon: |
  • Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: |||||||||
  • Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
  • Bitch I'm from Italy and there:
  • Bitches, make your own chat for your country^:
  • Oh wait, you gotta make it for your continent because you don't have states hhahaha losers:
  • I thought we were done invading each other but I guess not:

punchself:

black-white-and-bold:

punchself:

THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT

just scrolling through my dash and i come across this ^^

OH MY GOGD

(via doctorwhoismylife)